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                    Balance life is about  balance. So allow me a little seriousness. I ran  across an article by David krieger. The name is Why I oppose nuclear  weapons.

1. I oppose nuclear weapons  because they threaten the destruction of all that is sacred, of all that is human, of all that exists.

2. I oppose nuclear weapons because they concentrate power and undermine democracy.

Just food for thought"

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Can anyone tell me what v trac n.c. is on today?

              N.C. is not a quitter"

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Ok N.C. the 4and 9 is looking real good, for tonite.  It's time to shut down!!!!!!

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                    Good Luck 10-17-07

                      Midlife

Midlife is-When the growth of hair on our legs slow down,this gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

Midlife is-Women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

midlife is-When you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Midlife is-When you go for a mammogram and you realize that is the only time someone will ask you to get topless.

Midlife is -your memory starts to go, In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Midlife is When you look at your -know-it all, beeper wearing teenager and think"for this i have stretch marks?"

Midlife also brings with it appreciation for w hat is important.  That's my philosophy and I,m sticking to it!

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Good luck!!!!!

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              Good  Luck!!!!!!

I would to learn the V-Trac system, maybe the easy steps uh?Help!

A new supermarket open near my house.  It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.  When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experiences the scent of fresh hay.  When you approach the egg cases, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.  The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don,t buy toilet paper there anymore."

Okay,Okay, it all makes sense now...I never looked at it this way before:

Mental illness

Menstrual cramps

Mental breakdown

Menopause

Guynecologist

And

when we have real trouble,it's a

Histerectomy

Ever notice how all women's problem start with Men?

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Job  Hunting

A guy goes to the post office to appy for a job.

The interviewer asks him,"Have you been in the service?

"yes, he said, " I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says "That gives you extra points, toward employment" and then asks,Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%......A mortar round exploreded near me and blew my testicle off"

The enterviewer looks at the guy and tells him"that's tough, but it allows me to hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00p.m., You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 a.m."

The guy is puzzled and says....."If the hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:p.m., why do you want me to come in at 10:00???

"This is a government job," The interviewer says,"For the first two hours we just stand around and scratching our balls, no point in you coming in for that"

The Pastor's (A)

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

              The local paper read:

Pastor's (A) out front:

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered, the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

              Bishop scratches,Pastor's (A)

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline, the next day

            Nun has best (A) in town

the bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

        Nun sells (A) for $10

this was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

        Nun announces her (A) is wild and free

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...

even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's (A) and you'll be a lot happier

              And live longer!!

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Thought for today: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Muddywaters

                Welcome To Muddywaters house, Hear we talk about numbers and more numbers. If anyone would like to share information on stragies,  Let's hear it.

Thought for today: Freedom is not worth having if it doesn't include the freedom to make mistakes(Gandhi)

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