Midlife

Midlife is-When the growth of hair on our legs slow down,this gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

Midlife is-Women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

midlife is-When you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Midlife is-When you go for a mammogram and you realize that is the only time someone will ask you to get topless.

Midlife is -your memory starts to go, In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Midlife is When you look at your -know-it all, beeper wearing teenager and think"for this i have stretch marks?"

Midlife also brings with it appreciation for w hat is important.  That's my philosophy and I,m sticking to it!

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Good luck!!!!!