Three men -- a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer -- are in Miami beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek, they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumble upon a lamp.

As they rub the lamp, a genie appears and says, "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

The hardware engineer goes first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie grants him his wish and sends him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer is next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie grants him his wish and sends him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it's the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.