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Drunken Driving

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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Entry #208

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Avatar Toney725 -
#1
Oh man, that's funny!!!
Avatar justxploring -
#2
I was ready to write "there's nothing funny about drunk driving" but this is a very fun joke!! :-)
Avatar justxploring -
#3
I meant "funny" My fingers need exercise. lol

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