Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked: "When you're in your casket, and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says: "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies: "I would like to hear them say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!"