You need to change your brake lights. Hopefully the oil light won't come on after you do so. If that dosen't work, change the wiper blades. Good luck..

i pulled the dip stick a few times and looked at it, didn't help.
prayed to god, but must have been stuck in rush hour traffic, too.
rocked back and forth like mad in my seat; hoping i could find that perfect resonance frequency that would cause the car to move forward.
closed my eyes for about 5 minutes, thinking if i open them at juuust the right time; i'll be transported to that other me in the other universe where everything is going right... nah... still stuck here, a-again.