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What's the better chance?

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Q. What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?

A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Entry #46

Comments

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justxploringComment by justxploring - February 1, 2008, 4:08 am
Oh, I thought the answer was: At least with the lottery your balls have a chance.
Or: You win, the lottery makes you a millionaire. You lose, your wife makes you a pauper.
One lets you choose a lump sum, the other is a 30 year payout.
One offers you a ticket to Paradise, the other gives you a ticket to pickup the dry cleaning.

I have no idea what's I'm saying. I woke up and I'm turning into Henny Youngman.


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spy153Comment by spy153 - February 1, 2008, 9:41 am
Now that you know that, don't do it anymore...;-)

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