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What's the better chance?
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Q. What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
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Or: You win, the lottery makes you a millionaire. You lose, your wife makes you a pauper.
One lets you choose a lump sum, the other is a 30 year payout.
One offers you a ticket to Paradise, the other gives you a ticket to pickup the dry cleaning.
I have no idea what's I'm saying. I woke up and I'm turning into Henny Youngman.
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