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Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! A customer asked "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." "If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?" "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?" "Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"


 The clerk replies, "No................. because you're in Home Depot."

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justxploringComment by justxploring - April 8, 2008, 3:55 pm
LOL. Funny
No emoticons on blog comments, but I was going to write "Emily get out your hammer" :-)
Litebets27Comment by Litebets27 - April 8, 2008, 6:21 pm
I didn't see that coming:-)
spy153Comment by spy153 - April 8, 2008, 7:43 pm
lol !
Rick GComment by Rick G - April 8, 2008, 8:00 pm
Comment by ochoop17 - April 9, 2008, 8:35 am
That's good one !
jarasanComment by jarasan - April 9, 2008, 10:15 pm
They sell them in front of our Home Depot, actually all the Home Depots around here. They are Sabrish or something from NJ. very spicy! Very funny! Thanks.

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