Racism

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Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! A customer asked "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." "If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?" "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?" "Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

 

 The clerk replies, "No................. because you're in Home Depot."

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Avatar justxploring -
#1
LOL. Funny
No emoticons on blog comments, but I was going to write "Emily get out your hammer" :-)
Avatar Litebets27 -
#2
HaHaHa!!!
I didn't see that coming:-)
Avatar spy153 -
#3
lol !
Avatar Rick G -
#4
HA!
Avatar ochoop17 -
#5
That's good one !
Avatar jarasan -
#6
They sell them in front of our Home Depot, actually all the Home Depots around here. They are Sabrish or something from NJ. very spicy! Very funny! Thanks.

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