A man in his eighties reads that hearing loss is rapid at his age so he decides to give his wife,the same age, a test.She is in the kitchen with her back to him so he asks quietly "What’s for lunch darling?" He gets no response. A little worried,he takes two steps nearer."What’s for lunch darling?" Again she keeps her back to him and does’nt respond.Now he is really worried so he goes right up behind her and asks again"What’s for lunch darling?" At this she suddenly whirls round and yells "For the third time you deaf b*****d we’re having pork chops!!!!!"