Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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Avatar Tenaj -
#1
Waking up in bed in the morning women have on makeup, no bed head and embrace and kiss their partners with no fear of morning breathe.
Avatar justxploring -
#2
All of those are good, especially the last one. But Tenaj, you hit the nail on the head. I loved watching old westerns but I used to think about the sweaty days these guys spent riding a horse. Back then I don't think there was underwear, deodorant (or toilet paper either!)   Bed head? LOL
Avatar pacattack05 -
#3
-After a family being brutally haunted by paranormal activity many many times over, repeatedly decide every night, not to move.

-After a hot shower, just put a robe on, don't bother drying yourself off first.

-After shaving, don't rinse your face off, just wipe with a clean cloth.

-Wait till a hero in a movie saves the day before you here sirens approaching.

-Every refigerator has some old stale chinese food container that the actor or actress has to sniff before they make a funny face and toss it away in the garbage.

-When there is a huge ball chasing you down a hill, move to the side. Don't keep running in the same direction as the ball. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE I' TALKING ABOUT

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Avatar Tenaj -
#4
In the old movies, for the sex scene, the camera will pan to the window, the music will get real dramatic, the wind will blow the curtains and you will hear thundering and lighting flashing all over the place.
Avatar justxploring -
#5
Yes, Tenaj - I know. So I guess I can blame the failure of my marriage on the movies. I always had to wait until it rained. LOL    (Not tonight, Honey. The stars are out.   ;-)

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