Oink Oink but some of these are pretty funny, especially number 1 and number 4.

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for whenyou're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'llprobably let you try it out a few times.


#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gunfor a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!