Chair Philosophy

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Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

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Avatar Gentlespirit -
#1
ha ha :)
Avatar time*treat -
#2
...and as we all know, young Mr. Cochran went on to become a fine attorney :-)
Avatar pacattack05 -
#3
As quantum physics dictates, everything in the universe that is perceived, can only be perceived by the observer. If there were no one to build the chair in the first place, there wouldn't be a chair in existence.

The universe only exists because we perceive of it's existence.

How would you personally know if somehing tasted sweet, if you didn't taste it?

As Albert Einstein said, everything is relative. It's all relative to the observer.

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