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When To Start Cussing
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Quote: When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power the World Will Know
Peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix
When to start Cussing....
A 6 year old and a 4 year old were upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' said the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we
started cussing.
The 4 year old nodded his head in approval. The 6 year old
continued, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass..' The 4 year old agreed with enthusiasm.
When the mother walked into the kitchen and asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast, he replied, 'Awe, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locked him in his room and shouted, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then came back downstairs, looked at her 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
I don't know, he blubbered, 'but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be Cheerios!'
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