A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”

 

The father replies, “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex with the mailman for $500,000.”

 

The boy goes and asks his mother: “Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?”

 

The mother replies, “Hell yes I would!”

 

The little boy returns to his father. “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”

 

The father then says, “OK, now go and ask your older sister if she’d have sex with her principal for $500,000.”

 

The boy asks his sister, “Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?”

 

The sister replies: “Hell yes I would!”

 

He returns to his father. “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”

 

The father answers, “OK, son, here’s the deal: Hypothetically, we’re millionaires, but in reality, we’re just living with a couple of wh***s.”