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FBI Job Opening

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FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,  interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two
men and a  woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large  metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your  instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill
her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He
took  the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man  came out with tears i n his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to  kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were  heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the  walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and  there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This
gun is loaded  with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

MORAL:
Women are crazy.  Don't mess with them 
 

Entry #40

Comments

1.
Litebets27Comment by Litebets27 - August 6, 2008, 3:32 pm
Too funny!!!
2.
justxploringComment by justxploring - August 6, 2008, 6:54 pm
I've read this before, but it's still very funny.
Not so sure about the moral. Maybe it should be "If you want a job done thoroughly (like running a country) give it to a woman!

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