A couple of young guys join a hunting lodge. They're curious about the clubs internal workings.

They see an elderly gentleman sitting in the corner of the lounge. They ask him what his most outrageous hunting experience was. The old man replies with his story. " I was hunting for bear when a lion jumped out in front of me and came right up to my face and went GRRRRRROOOWWWWWL ! ! I crapped in my pants".

One of the boys replied, I too would crap in my pants if a lion came right to my face.

The old man replied, no.. you don't understand....I didn't crap in my pants back then....I crapped in my pants NOW, when I went GRRRRROOOOOWWWWWL ! !