A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all the animals?”

The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty Lion!

Later, the lion confronted a wildebeest and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all the animals?”

The terrified wildebeest stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all the animals?”

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk and slammed him against a tree half a dozen times. The elephant then stomped on the lion until he looked like a corn tortilla.

The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get so mad.”