Teddy Bears

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After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?", "Well," says the man, frowning. "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

Entry #544

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Avatar stephi -
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I would get dressed quickly and snatch two of the daddy bears off the top shelf and yell "I was the best you ever had and you are just to prideful to admit it" and get out of there as quickly as I could.

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