Being A Egg Ain't Easy

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5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:

 

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

Entry #660

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Avatar Litebets27 -
#1
Yuke!!
Avatar diamondpalace -
#2
^_^
Avatar pacattack05 -
#3
6) You don't know if you came first or not.

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