A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks: "What in the world was that?"

 

The man says: "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."

 

A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her: "What was that?"

 

She replies: "Touchdown, tie score."

 

The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up.

 

He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.

 

The wife asks: "Now what in the world was that?" He replies: "Half time. Switch sides."