Why do blondes smile at lightning?

They think their picture is being taken.....Ha...Ha...

Some people say that the glass is half full.

some people say that the glass is half empty.

I say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be!!!!

Actually George Carlin said that, not me..

"The Ghost Song" by the doors......good song!!!

Hickory dickory dock....I must go and play some rock.