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A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

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Avatar time*treat -
#1
Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.
Avatar djklaugh -
#2
Panda Bear: Eats, shoots and leaves
Avatar ochoop17 -
#3
time*treat & djklaugh are correct.
Avatar djklaugh -
#4

actually it was the misplaced comma that led to the joke. Pandas do eat leaves and plant shoots. And is the title of a book about proper use of commas

Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference!
by Lynne Truss (Author)

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