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Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty:

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Last Edited: April 12, 2009, 3:06 pm

Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty:

Most people deserve each other.

All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.

The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.

If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

Worth repeating...considering comments here on the board about what to do after winning a jackpot, and comments on documentaries by jackpot winners:
If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.

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Comments

1.
konaneComment by konane - April 12, 2009, 7:54 pm
LOL good ones!!!!
2.
ToddComment by Todd - April 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
I can relate to those axioms!
3.
justxploringComment by justxploring - April 13, 2009, 1:42 am
The probability of meeting someone I know increases when I look like a slob.   I never run into anyone I know, but if I run to the market in sweats & a tee with no makeup, it's like mailing out an invitation.

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