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23 Ways to Drive Your Co-Works Insane

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23 Ways to Drive Your Co-Works Insane

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3) Insist that your e-mail address be Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-king@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) Put masking tape on the floor of your office in the shape of a corpse. If anyone asks, "He was the last guy to ask me for something!"

10) Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) Dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are.

16) Specify that your drive through order is "to go."

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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Comments

1.
TigerAngelComment by TigerAngel - April 21, 2009, 3:51 am
LOLOL. Thx for posting, love it, will print out!
2.
Elizabeth03Comment by Elizabeth03 - April 21, 2009, 4:49 pm
angelm, I enjoyed that alot, they are very good!

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