An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

 

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really, really rich."

 

*POOF*

 

Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

 

She smiles and says: "Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

 

*POOF*

 

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

 

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh... can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

 

*POOF*

 

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

 

She stares at him, smitten. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"