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Fred"s Dead
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The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.00 per word. She thinks for a moment and says: "Fred's dead."
The man then informs her there is a five word minimum.
"OK," she says: "Fred's dead; Buick for sale."
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