A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at Logan Airport in Boston. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other: "Man, do you have anything to drink?"

The other one says: "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz."

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them gets up and is surprised he feels good. In fact, he feels great -- NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.

The buddy says: "Hey, how do you feel?"

"I feel great!" he says.

"I feel great too!" his friend says. "You don't have a hangover?"

"No," he replies: "that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover -- we ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?" he asks.

"Did you fart yet?"

"No," his friend replies.

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I just did and now I'm in Phoenix!"