An elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a newlywed couple were talking to a priest about joining the new local church. The priest told them that one requiremnt was that each couple would have to restrain from having sex for two weeks. The couples agreed and left the priest with confidence.

Two weeks later, the couples returned. The priest asked the elderly couple "Did you restrain from sex for the two weeks?" The couple replied,"Why, yes we did father."

"Congratulations, welcome to the church." He then asked the middle-aged couple the same question. "Yes father, we were okay the first few days and then I ended up sleeping on the couch for the remainder of the time." replied the man.

"Congratulations, welcome to the church." Now the newlyweds. "Did you refrain from sex for the two weeks?"asked the priest.

The couple replied, "We did really good for the first week, but father, I fell into temptation when she was reaching for a can of paint, and I just had to take her right there."

"Well," said the priest, "You know you are not welcome to join the church now right?"

The man replied, " I know, were not welcome at Home Depot either"!