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Half Drunk

Published: September 24, 2009, 8:46 am

A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

The man replies: "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money."

Entry #984

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Ni4Ni - Sep 24, 2009, 12:36 pm

#1

I'd tell her: Sorry baby", I'll be back when the bar closes!
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