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Jokes

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Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite

Entry #923

Comments

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Comment by joker17 - November 30, 2009, 10:31 pm
After reading the jokes, I thought of coming up with one all by myself....lol

What did Mr's Clause say to Santa just before Santa's Christmas eve trip?

Answer:   I hope it doesen't rain dear.

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