From Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird:

Least competent car owners

(1) From apolice report in the Jersey Journal: An out-of-state visitor who parked his Ferrari Modena overnight on the street in Jersey City returned the next morning to find the car burglarized and a $100,000 Audemars Piguet watch he had left inside the car missing.

(2) A still unidentified driver who had just spent $1.25 million on a 2006 Bugatti Veyron EB (at 1001 horsepower, reputed to be the fastest and most expensive car in the world) was distracted by a low-flying pelican while driving in LaMarque, Texas, and accidentally derove the car into a salt-water inlet.