A passenger taps on the shoulder of the taxi driver, to ask him something. The driver loses control, nearly hitting a bus, jumps the curb, stopping inches aways from a large window at a store.

There is silence in the cab for about ten seconds. The driver tells the passenger to never do that again.

The passenger replied by saying that he didn't know that a tap on the shoulder was going to spook him.

The driver apologized to the man, and said that it was not his fault.

The driver went on to say " This is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".

 

 

The drunk man

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat, next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked,"say father, what causes arthritis?"

Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alchohol, and a contempt for your fellow man.

WOW!. The drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the pope does".