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The dog gets it
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Got this in an e-mail
MY DOG
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, doesn't have any papers, resists authority, and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. <snip> is this is a great country, or what !
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