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Puns for the bright
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Puns for those with a higher IQ
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In Democracy your vote counts. In Feudalism, your Count votes.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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