Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy......................................................................................                                               

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You get to park in the handicapped zone..............................................................................................

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Because they have blonde boy friends.............................................................................................

Hear about the blonde who bought an AM Radio?

It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too...................................................................................................................................