A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.  The Genie says, 'I'll give each of
you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk..  'I want to be in the
Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'  Poof!
She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in   Hawaii  ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.'  Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.  The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.