A man attended an investment meeting.  He was looking for a wife as his father had told him that when he died, he was leaving him his entire fortune, which was considerable. 

At the meeting, the man saw the most gorgeous, the most stunning woman he had ever seen in his life.  He walks up to her and says, "You know, I might look like an ordinary guy to you, but I want you to know that when my father dies, I will inherit $400 million dollars."

The woman looks at the man and she asks him for his business card.  He gives it to her and a week later she was his step-mom. 

She knew how to invest, you’d think?