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Who reads what paper


An easy guide to keeping political news in perspective....

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their
statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave
Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on
the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but
need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there
is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that
they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are
handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that
they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery

12. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something to wrap it in.

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Comment by pumpi76 - June 19, 2011, 3:39 am
veeeeeeerrrry funny..
: )
sully16Comment by sully16 - June 19, 2011, 10:10 am
Thanks Coin, very good.
Comment by GASMETERGUY - June 19, 2011, 1:16 pm
The Tennessean is read by people with parakeets.
TenajComment by Tenaj - June 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
Love it.

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