?2 drunks visit a brothel. The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice". During the walk home one guy says " i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound". The second guy says " I think mine was a witch" "why do you think that?" asks the friend. "well, I bit her arse, she farted in my face and then flew out of the f...ing window