What the next Candidates platform should be..!


(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'
  is immediately BANNED!!!    English  is  the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist  attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports,  and we'll do no exports.     We will use the '
Wal-Mart's policy, 
'If  we
  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not
  to fire on  SOUTH BOUND  aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state
If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out.  Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method,  i.e.,  the  first
time you steal,  you lose your right hand.  There is no more 'life sentences'.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation,  etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

(10).  All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will
  be said EVERY day at school and  every day in CONGRESS.

(12). The National Anthem  will
  be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless.....


Entry #65


Avatar time*treat -
Although this wasn't exactly his policy, it made me think of H. Ross Perot. :-)
Avatar emilyg -
Avatar konane -
Good one Maddog! Wonder where we'd be if Perot had been elected? Likely far better off than we are now.
Avatar sully16 -
Avatar tiparker119 -
Maddog...you are RIGHT on...!!! Thanks for posting...!!
Avatar rdgrnr -
Roger that!
Avatar MADDOG10 -
Thanks@ Time*Treat-yup, Amen-Em, Konane probably true, Amen-Sully, Tiparker119-your welcome, & Rdgrnr-wilco..!
Avatar johnm1005 -
puñeta   maricone!!!!!
Avatar MADDOG10 -
johnm1005 said...
puñeta   maricone!!!!!
9:11 PM
You eat what Sir...!

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