A man walked into the office of a local church. He walked up to the receptionist, and in a loud voice demanded: "Take me to see the head hog".
The receptionist replied indignantly: "Sir, I'll thank you not to refer to our pastor in such a way. Around here, we address our ministers with respect".
The man replied, "Well I've come to donate 5 million dollars to the church".
"Excuse me sir", the receptionist replied, "Let me see if I can find the big fat pig for you."