One night a drunk guy is sitting at the bar and really has to go to the bathroom. So he sits there and asks the bartender, "hey man, wheres the bathroom?" The bartender says it's down the stairs and to the right. So the man goes down stairs and goes to the bathroom. About 30 seconds goes by and everyone in the bar hears a blood curdling scream, they ignore it and again they hear another scream about 30 seconds later. Then the man comes up stairs and says to the bartender "hey man, every time I tried to flush, someone would come up and squeeze my balls as hard as they could". The bartender says, "well which way did you go?" The man says down stairs and to the left. The bartender screams NO NO NO down stairs and to the RIGHT, to the left is the mop bucket closet.