Original Proverb: 
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.”

  Latest Proverb Import: 
“Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, Section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, Disability Checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime."