A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter
and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I would really rather
have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You will have
to drive around in his Mercedes, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You will be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You will have an adjoining room. The starting salary
is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You are bull<snip>ting me!" The social worker
says, "Yeah, well, you started it."