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Humor From A Soldier


This was an email sent to me by Dezmond, I pray he never looses his sense of humor!

Recently a 'Husband Super Store' opened where women could go to
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD

to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't

go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or

not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."  "Wow," said the
women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f*cking impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

Entry #5


ToddComment by Todd - March 8, 2006, 1:14 pm
HA! You got a real "Laugh Out Loud" from me on that one! Dezmond has a great sense of humor!

ducksafloatComment by ducksafloat - March 8, 2006, 2:09 pm
Yes, he does and I let all my lady friends read it, and they did exactly that, "Laughed Out Loud"
emilygComment by emilyg - March 8, 2006, 7:14 pm

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