Today was the welcome cookout for the complex, and I got to be one of the volunteers to cook the food.  Everyone loved the hot dogs I made, but I guess some of the credit goes to Oscar Mayer.  Anyway, me and this other RA decided that because the grill wasn't hot enough, we should add more coals and lighter fluid to it.  BAD IDEA!  The flames kept shooting up every 5 seconds.  They kept encircling my hand whenever I went to turn the hot dogs over.  Somehow I made it out without 3rd-degree burns, and I got to eat some darn god hot dogs.