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Irish Version of How To Get To Heaven

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How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
 
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
 
I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? '
' NO! ' the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was ' NO! '
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered ' NO! '
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."
It's a curious race, the Irish
Entry #287

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sully16Comment by sully16 - August 18, 2012, 7:45 pm
LOL, Good one.

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