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Irish Version of How To Get To Heaven
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? '' NO! ' the children answered.If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'Again, the answer was ' NO! 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?Again, they all answered ' NO! 'I was just bursting with pride for them.I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? 'A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."It's a curious race, the Irish
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