So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are
365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you
already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you
spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only
91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts
for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You
normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per
year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available
working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year
which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going
to take that day off